Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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