I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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