i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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