belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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