I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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