idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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