Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Randomize
