problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I smell stomach acid.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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