Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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