Buhtt sex?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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