On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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