I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
