he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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