Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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