eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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