quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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