8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
too bad you live with your parents still
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
do nipples grow back?
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