you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
