he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Vodka?
Forever.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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