i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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