just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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