i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
