I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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