Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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