Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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