You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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