We're like a lot better than the average bears
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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