Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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