U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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