Well douche your snatch and let's go!
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
