hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
