And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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