I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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