im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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