Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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