Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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