Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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