another moral hangover. fuck.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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