I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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