I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
"it" just moved
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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