I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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