roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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