Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
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I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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