Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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