is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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