and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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