this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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