Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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