Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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