i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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