too bad you live with your parents still
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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