So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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