brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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