that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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