I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
